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Monday - 9/15/2014, 9:17am  ET

C) A Florida woman who had her neighbor's trailer bulldozed. The 62-year-old claimed she owned the mobile home, and had a land-clearing company knock it down as payback against the neighbor she didn't like. She's charged with criminal mischief.

Winner: A

May 5, 2014

A) A Maine teenager who decided to take a selfie with a squirrel. The noise from his phone spooked the squirrel which climbed under the back of the teen's shirt. The animal eventually scampered out and the kid wasn't hurt.

B) A New York driver who called police to tell them he'd been involved in a hit- and-run while he was high. Cops found both drivers - one was drunk and the other, who had called them, was high on illegal drugs. Both men were given tickets.

C) An Oregon prisoner who escaped from prison 6 days before he was going to be released. The 30-year-old hopped a fence just before he was getting out. Police found him at a fast food restaurant and hauled him back to prison.

Winner: C

April 28, 2014

A) A Spanish motorcyclist who stopped traffic on a highway to find his fake teeth. The man said they flew out of his mouth when he sneezed so he pulled over to find them.

B) A Wisconsin man who stole a car and left a cinnamon roll behind from a nearby pastry shop. Police went to the store and got a description of the 26-year- old. He was picked up not long after.

C) A New York dare-devil who sped around Manhattan at 65 miles an hour, then got busted for driving on a suspended license. The 32-year-old drove around the entire island in just under 25 minutes.

Winner: B

April 21, 2014

A) A New Jersey court system that summoned a dog to jury duty. Her owner noticed IV's name on a notice in the mail and was surprised to see she had been called to do her civic duty. The court says it was just a computer error, and she doesn't have to worry about showing up.

B) Three Penn State students who took selfies with the Nittany Lion statue -- in their birthday suits. The men were fully clothed when police arrived -- but admitted they took the photos. They're facing school discipline.

C) A woman who went on a rampage in a McDonald's, in her undies. The woman turned over a cash register and the McFlurry machine before helping herself to some ice cream. She was arrested.

Winner: C

April 14, 2014

A) Two Minnesota men who were caught burglarizing a car repair shop --- but in the process, they butt-dialed 9-1-1. The police arrived on the scene to see the men leaving the building with a TV. When they noticed the police they ran...but were caught by police dogs.

B) A Toledo woman who lost her temper at a McDonalds after hearing that there were no McNuggets on the breakfast menu. She punched an employee at the drive-thru, then breaks the window. No one was hurt but she was arrested.

C) A Texas woman who called the police to complain that her pot was mediocre. She said she bought 40 dollars worth of substandard marijuana and her drug dealer wouldn't refund her money. She was arrested.

Winner: C

April 7, 2014

A) A Czech museum that hired a convicted fraudster as its chief economist. The man had escaped from prison a few months before -- after getting locked up for embezzlement. He made off with about a third of the museum's budget.

B) A Notre Dame student who passed out in a business after breaking in and eating a bunch of hot pockets. The 19-year-old wrecked a spa he broke into after a night of drinking -- ate a bunch of food, then passed out in the kitchen. He's charged with burglary, vandalism, and underage drinking.

C) A Philadelphia woman who attacked her boyfriend's lover with rats. The woman and her friends broke windows at the lover's house and dropped in a bunch of white rats. Police are still looking for the group.

Winner: A

March 31, 2014

A) A Michigan woman who cheated on her drug test and then posted about it on Facebook. The 22-year-old was on probation for a DUI, but managed to pass a breathalyzer after a day of drinking then told all her friends about it. Her probation officer found out -- and she's back in jail.

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