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C) A Florida man who said he was robbed of the crowbar he used to break into several homes. The 29-year-old told the cops someone had stolen his backpack with his wallet, crowbar and black skully after he left the stuff at one of the houses he robbed. He's being charged with kidnapping and armed home invasion.

Winner: C

February 25, 2013

A) A Louisiana couple who robbed a home, and left their house key behind. They stole a couple cartons of cigarettes before one of them dropped the key on the floor. They're charged with burglary.

B) A Texas man who told cops he was robbed, after he spent $1,000 at a strip club. The 21 year old didn't want to tell his wife he wasted the cash, so he said it was stolen. He's charged with filing a false police report.

C) An Ohio landlord who spanked a tenant for not paying rent. The 53 year old put the man over his knee and struck him with a belt. He's charged with assault.

Winner: B

February 18, 2013

A) A 20-year-old Orlando man who tried to carjack a Corvette, all while the vehicle's owner was inside. But the carjacker couldn't drive a stick-shift. He and his took off, but not before stealing the victim's wallet and cell phone. Police arrested him after he used the victim's credit card at a nearby McDonald's.

B) Two brothers in Kansas who were celebrating a $75,000 winning lottery ticket and used the winnings to buy marijuana and meth. Then blew up their house. The explosion sent one of the brothers to the hospital.The other brother was sent to jail

C) In Illinois, drug agents showed up at a home after a report of a meth- making operation on the property. Turns out, it was nothing more than a maple syrup operation. Agents had mistaken some buckets near trees used to collect sap for a meth lab.

Winner: B

February 4, 2013

A) A Louisiana man who robbed a store, but when he forgot his mask he put a bucket over his head. The 23 year old was caught on camera as he lifted the bucket to see.

B) A British woman who called the fire department after getting stuck in her son's high chair. The 31 year old wedged herself into the chair after having too much to drink. She struggled to get out for an hour before the firemen came to free her.

C) A prostitute who went to meet a client at a police station! She had arranged the meeting over the phone, and was so intent on following specific directions, she walked right past a huge Police Dept sign on the building, right past some uniformed officers, and into the police station, where she was arrested.

Winner: A

January 14, 2013

A) A Wisconsin woman who threw herself on the ground to get a free ride on an ambulance. The 36-year-old tried to bum a ride from a cop. When that didn't work she threw herself on the ground and said she hurt her knee. He called her an ambulance, and told them to bill her.

B) A California man who used his alligator-like pet to guard his stash of marijuana. Police found 34 pounds of weed in the man's home, all protected by "Mr. Teeth," a five foot long reptile usually found in Latin America. The 32- year-old was charged with possessing marijuana and might be facing charges for having an exotic animal.

C) A Florida man caught riding a horse under the influence. The 29-year old was pulled over while trotting through a Florida town. When the cops pulled him over, he refused to get off the horse and galloped away. Cops later caught him when the horse ran out of gas. He's been charged with obstructing an officer and interfering with railroad tracks.

Winner: A

January 7, 2013

A) A Florida man who tried to rob a convenience store, then called his mom for a ride home. The 22 year old told the cashier he had a gun and that he wanted money. It turned out the register was empty, so he left the store, and called his mommy to pick him up.

B) An Oregon teen who got drunk on New Year's Eve and then posted about it on Facebook. The 18 year old wrote to friends that driving drunk was "classic" and he was sorry to the person who's car he hit. Two of his friends turned him in to the police.

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