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Knuckleheads in the News

Monday - 7/7/2014, 10:20am  ET

July 7, 2014

A) A Kansas man who crashed a wedding and swiped a couple of wedding gifts during the reception. The groom noticed the suspect running away and he ran after him. Police who were directing traffic caught the guy and arrested him.

B) A Pennsylvania man who was found dribbling a basketball on an interstate highway. The man had a Pennsylvania license plate sticking out of his shirt and smelled of marijuana. He was arrested on drug charges.

C) A Virginia man who stripped naked in an Arlington pizza restaurant and led police on a car chase before crashing into parked cars. He struck three vehicles before police tased him. He had been a part of "The All-American Bar Crawl" which starts at 2 p.m. and visits 14 bars. He was arrested and spent his birthday in jail.

Winner: C


June 30, 2014

A) A Kansas woman who went to great lengths to kill a spider. The woman set a fire to a towel in her bathroom after seeing the spider. The fire spread to other condos in her complex, but no one was hurt. No word on whether the spider made it out safely.

B) A burglar in Minnesota who broke into a home, took some things, then got on Facebook before leaving. Of course, he forgot to log off. Police found him easily.

C) Some almost car-jackers, who didn't quite make the cut. The three teenagers carjacked a 70-year-old woman in Seattle, but then realized none of them could drive a stick shift. They took off on foot.

Winner: A


June 23, 2014

A) A California teen who grafittied a courtroom in which he was on trial. The 18- year-old was already on trial for tagging a wall when new grafitti showed up the courtroom a day after his trial. He's being charged with felony vandalism.

B) A Florida man who accidentally shot himself in the foot for a second time. The 27-year-old shot himself, then told cops someone else did it. The same thing happened last year. He's being charged with filing a false report.

C) A 12-year-old boy who ran away so he wouldn't have to go to the dentist. The kid disappeared, and when police found him he said he was kidnapped. But he later admitted he just wandered off so he wouldn't have to get his teeth cleaned.

Winner: A


June 16, 2014

A) A British woman who called the cops because her sprinkles weren't evenly distributed. She dialed England's emergency number to complain a street vendor only put them on one side of her cone. She was told to only call for emergencies.

B) A California mayor who threw dog poop in front of his campaign opponent's house. The man is seen on camera throwing the waste on the sidewalk leading to his opponent's home. People are calling for his resignation.

C) An Alabama man who pretended to be a cop, and tried to arrest the mayor. The 59-year-old asked to meet with the mayor, and said he's be back to arrest the mayor when he was turned away. He's facing several charges including making terrorist threats.

Winner: B


June 9, 2014

A) A group of New Mexico teens who shot people cars with BB guns, then called the cops to help them. The kids got cared and called police after one of the victims drove after the teens when they shot his car. The teens were arrested.

B) A Florida man who pulled over a REAL cop -- while pretending to be one. The 20- year-old stopped a sheriff in an unmarked police car. He was charged with impersonating a police officer.

C) A Pennsylvania woman who tricked a bunch of fourth graders into eating dog treats. The woman worked in a school cafeteria and told the kids they were cookies. None of the kids were hurt and the woman has been suspended.

Winner: B


June 2, 2014

A) A group of New Jersey teens who made counterfeit money with the same serial number. The kids printed a bunch of 20's at home, and then spent them all over town.

B) A Washington state man who robbed a woman, then friended her on Facebook. The 28-year-old got caught when the woman noticed the robber's neck tattoo in his profile picture.

C) A New Jersey man who drove away from a traffic stop with a cop in his car. The 19-year-old was pulled over for speeding, but drove off when the cops tried to talk to him.

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