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Description Novelty candy cigarettes, to be just like dad Features a special orange flavor These long, stick-like candies look something like cigarettes My 3-year-old looks at least 5 when she enjoys a drag on one of these scrumptious treats. Link

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  • Novelty candy cigarettes, to be just like dad
  • Features a special orange flavor
  • These long, stick-like candies look something like cigarettes


My 3-year-old looks at least 5 when she enjoys a "drag" on one of these scrumptious treats.

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As if it isnt hard enough to teach a kid the value of money. Link

As if it isn't hard enough to teach a kid the value of money.

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There are some major life lessons I strive to teach my kids as they grow up. 1. Dont throw poop. 2. Dont throw things at someones head. In one fell swoop, this game destroys years of parenting. Link

There are some major life lessons I strive to teach my kids as they grow up.

1. Don't throw poop.

2. Don't throw things at someone's head.

In one fell swoop, this game destroys years of parenting.

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Under no circumstances should any child have Mr. T in hisher pocket. Link

Under no circumstances should any child have Mr. T in his/her pocket.

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Keep your eyes peeled for wild packs of mustachioed street youths smoking cigarettes and wielding inadequate looking switch blades. Product description Its a sad, but true, fact that many young boys will one day experiment with facial hair. Regrettably, some will even allow the hair on their upper lip to grow wild and long into what is called a mustache. For these boys, special consideration should be given to the grooming of the mustache so as not to let it become bushy and unkempt. Each of these 4 (10.2 cm) long (when open), metal and plastic combs snap open with the push of a button and if used regularly can turn an adolescent mustache into something almost tolerable. Link

Keep your eyes peeled for wild packs of mustachioed street youths smoking cigarettes and wielding inadequate looking switch blades.

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It's a sad, but true, fact that many young boys will one day experiment with facial hair. Regrettably, some will even allow the hair on their upper lip to grow wild and long into what is called a "mustache." For these boys, special consideration should be given to the grooming of the mustache so as not to let it become bushy and unkempt. Each of these 4" (10.2 cm) long (when open), metal and plastic combs snap open with the push of a button and if used regularly can turn an adolescent mustache into something almost tolerable.

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There is a 100 percent guarantee that your child will be disappointed if you get himher this as a gift. What is the companys justification for the worlds most comfortable claim I, for one, would like to see the documentation on this. Link

There is a 100 percent guarantee that your child will be disappointed if you get him/her this as a gift.

What is the company's justification for the "world's most comfortable" claim? I, for one, would like to see the documentation on this.

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So if I am reading this correctly, I pay 7.50 for a a vial of chemicals that I spray into my childs mouth and that are powerful enough to change the way heshe talks What happens if my child already has an Irish accent Link

So if I am reading this correctly, I pay $7.50 for a a vial of chemicals that I spray into my child's mouth and that are powerful enough to change the way he/she talks? What happens if my child already has an Irish accent?

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Product Description Your inner-unicorn is screaming to come out at the most inopportune times. What are you supposed to do The next time you hear that mystical whinny, just take your vinyl Inflatable Unicorn Horn out of its tin, blow it up and put the elastic strap around your head. Suddenly you are a unicorn. Could turn even a short elevator ride into a statement about you being a unicorn. I most definitely dont want to be on that elevator. Unfortunately, the sweater doesnt seem to be included. Link

Product Description: Your inner-unicorn is screaming to come out at the most inopportune times. What are you supposed to do? The next time you hear that mystical whinny, just take your vinyl Inflatable Unicorn Horn out of its tin, blow it up and put the elastic strap around your head. Suddenly you are a unicorn. Could turn even a short elevator ride into a statement about you being a unicorn.

I most definitely don't want to be on that elevator.

Unfortunately, the sweater doesn't seem to be included.

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Just the other day, my kids were playing heroin addict. This would be perfect for them. Link

Just the other day, my kids were playing "heroin addict." This would be perfect for them.

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The creepiness factor of this gift, alone, should be enough of a deterrent. There is no doubt Parents who purchase this for their kids will one day wake up and discover this mask in the bed with them. Link

The creepiness factor of this gift, alone, should be enough of a deterrent. There is no doubt: Parents who purchase this for their kids will one day wake up and discover this mask in the bed with them.

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Celebrities with Monocles

Celebrities with Monocles

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Highest-Paid Players

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Best of Harold Ramis

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Nats Spring Training 2014

Nats Spring Training 2014

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