By CHRIS TALBOTT
AP Entertainment Writer
NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) - Chris Offutt doesn't have HBO, so he's going to head over to a neighbor's house Sunday night to watch "Treme." It just might be his last chance to see his name in a television show credit roll and, to be honest, he's OK with that.
He's felt the lure of Hollywood, heard the Sirens in the distance. And the 54-year-old Kentucky native has experienced enough success as a screenwriter and story editor on TV's brainiest shows that it felt real. But he's ready to leave all that behind.
"When I was working on `Weeds,' I got depressed, and then I realized I wanted a big house in the Hollywood Hills, and I wanted a Jaguar," Offutt said. "I mean I really wanted these things. And I thought, `OK, this isn't me. I gotta get out of here, because A, it's obtainable, and B, it don't mean a goddamn thing.' So I left and I moved to Mississippi."
Offutt's about 195 pages into his next novel, a welcome return to fiction for an author who's published far too little of it in the two decades since his first short story collection, "Kentucky Straight." He'd always been able to make ends meet by teaching, which allowed him to write for his own pleasure. Over the years, he produced another story collection, a novel and two memoirs, showing off his versatility and originality. But as his sons approached college age, he made the decision to explore his options.
"I had $7,000 in the bank," he said. "That's it, and I'm 48 years old. I'd managed to save $7,000. And that's not going to pay for them to go to college, so I looked into ... television because TV is a business, so it pays."
His versatility paid off again as he studied, then mastered the art of the TV script. He's written pilots, spent time as an executive story editor on "True Blood," a co-producer on "Weeds" and was recruited to write this weekend's "Careless Love" episode featuring Fats Domino for "Treme" by crime writer George Pelecanos, an executive producer on the show about New Orleans in Hurricane Katrina's aftermath.
Pelecanos thought he'd fit the show's sensibilities after reading Offutt's prose.
"Chris' voice definitely comes through and you'll see it in some of the darker aspects of the episode that are also funny," Pelecanos said. "This guy Sonny goes on a real dark journey in this episode. He falls off the wagon and basically it's three or four days of him messing up in every way that you can. ... I knew that he would really master it and he did. And that's all him. There's little turns of phrase in there, too, that nobody else could've come up with."
Offutt's earned something of a reputation for his dark humor. He is, after all, the guy who wrote the season five finale of "Weeds" in which a vengeful Andy Milder slams Kevin Nealon's, ahem, private parts, in a drawer in a negotiated settlement for ill deeds.
"Yeah, everybody remembers that," Offutt said. "That was my episode."
On "True Blood," he wrote a nutria into an exorcism in the script, only to have the production department question the creature's existence. So he switched it to a possum. When he arrived on the set he found an animal handler holding two of the creatures by the tail: "I love possums. So I went up to her and asked, `Why'd you bring two?' She said, `Sometimes the first one's not cooperative.' So they had a stand-in possum."
"Trueblood" producers also asked him to write a scene in which the locals harass a group of vampires by lobbing Molotov cocktails into a house. Offutt couldn't resist burning down the house. He showed up on location in Shreveport, La., to find a condemned house rigged to burn.
"I tell you what, that was the happiest day I ever had in television," Offutt said. "I knew they were going to cut it, but I always wanted to burn down a house, so, by golly, I did it. I was hopping around and screaming I was so happy."
He earned a Writers Guild of America nomination for best writing on that show, so it's not that TV hasn't been fun. And like all opportunists, Offutt says he'd try it again if he can stay in Oxford, where he teaches screenwriting at the University of Mississippi.
"That world is so intoxicating and so attractive, and produces such a euphoria, I found myself wanting it," he said. "It's like a drug or something. Now I've gone through withdrawal or something. OK, thank God, I live in the country in Mississippi, you know, in an old house and I sit in a little room and write what I want to write."
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