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A Redskins Christmas carol: The 12 Losses of Redskins

Wednesday - 12/25/2013, 11:16am  ET

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WASHINGTON - It's been a tough season for the Washington Redskins, but WTOP Sports Anchor Dave Preston brought a little Christmas cheer to a depressing season.

Below are the lyrics to Preston's "12 Losses of Redskins," set to the tune of the "12 Days of Christmas."

In the first loss of Redskins... my senses said to me, "It looks like a sub par RG3."

In the second loss of Redskins... my eyes alerted me, "too many punts, and it looks like a sub par RG3."

In the third loss of Redskins... my history said to me, "First home loss to Lions! Too many punts! And it looks like a sub par RG3."

In the fourth loss of Redskins... my stat sheet spoke to me, "Poor special teams! First home loss to Lions! Too many punts…and it looks like a sub par RG3"

In the fifth loss of Redskins... simple reality, "MILE HIGH MELTDOWN. Poor special teams! First loss to Lions! Too many punt... and it looks like a sub par RG3"

In the sixth loss of Redskin... the defense let me see, "Sick tackling techniques. MILE HIGH MELTDOWN. Poor special teams! First loss to Lions! Too many punt... and it looks like a sub par RG3″

In the seventh loss of Redskins, he threw an INT -- "Bad late decisions. Sick tackling techniques. MILE HIGH MELTDOWN. Poor special teams! First loss to Lions! Too many punts... and it looks like a sub par RG3"

In the eighth loss of Redskins... a Monday night defeat, "Abandoned Alfred Morris. Bad late decisions. Sick tackling techniques. MILE HIGH MELTDOWN. Poor special teams! First loss to Lions! Too many punts... and it looks like a sub par RG3."

In the ninth loss of Redskins... one down by referee -- "ELIMINATED. Abandoned Alfred Morris. Bad late decisions. Sick tackling techniques. MILE HIGH MELTDOWN. Poor special teams! First loss to Lions! Too many punts... and it looks like a sub par RG3"

In the 10th loss of Redskins, a smackdown by KC, "Worst effort ever. Eliminated. Abandoned Alfred Morris. Bad late decisions. Sick tackling techniques. MILE HIGH MELTDOWN. Poor special teams! First loss to Lions! Too many punts... and it looks like a sub par RG3.″

In the 11th loss of Redskins... could Cousins set us free? "Too many fumbles. Worst effort ever. ELIMINATED. Abandoned Alfred Morris. Bad late decisions. Sick tackling techniques. MILE HIGH MELTDOWN. Poor special teams! First loss to Lions! Too many punts... and it looks like a sub par RG3.″

In the 12th loss of Redskins... 24 to 23, "End this already!!!!! Too many fumbles. Worst effort ever. ELIMINATED. Abandoned Alfred Morris. Bad late decisions. Sick tackling techniques. MILE HIGH MELTDOWN. Poor special teams! First loss to Lions! Too many punts... and it looks like a sub par RG3.″

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